



Smooth Criminal Perfume Oil
Dark cocoa + smoldering spice
Wear it like a secret — dark, smooth, and unforgettable. Smooth Criminal opens with the intoxicating pull of molten cocoa and a swirl of spiced rum. At its heart, rose petals soften the edges, a fleeting moment of light before the descent into smoky tea, patchouli, and warm woods. It settles close, leaving behind a trail that’s magnetic, elusive, and impossible to pin down.
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Details + Ingredients
Our perfume oils are crafted for a soft, long-lasting scent experience that stays close to the skin.
Infused with Mediterranean apricot oil, a natural source of Vitamin E, and crafted with clean, vegan, cruelty-free ingredients, they’re free of parabens, preservatives, and phthalates.
To Enjoy: Roll onto pulse points — wrists, neck, and anywhere you want to linger. Reapply as needed.
Ingredients: Apricot Kernel Oil, Fragrance (Parfum)
Shipping + Returns
We offer free standard shipping within the contiguous US on orders of $75 or more. Because of alcohol content, only orders with less than 30ML of liquid can ship via air (which includes all orders to Alaska and Hawaii).
We accept returns on regularly priced items for any reason within 30 days of your original purchase date. Learn more here
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Danger never sounded so smooth
the composition

— Brian, Perfumer
cover art

Indulgence at its most dangerous
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